Dry Humour on the Wet Coast

Simplify your life.
Eat less.
Move more.
Have more fun.
Want fewer things.
Try not to offend.
Don’t get offended easily.
Walk around.
Look up at the sky.
Look at the tall buildings.
Don’t stare at your feet.
Smile at strangers.
Wink at babies.
Pet dogs.
Laugh.
Don’t take yourself too seriously.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of other people.
Try to be a good person.
Try to make the world a better place.
Honour your word.
Comfort the afflicted.
Afflict the comfortable.
Don’t waste your money.
Don’t waste your time.
Education is never a waste of time.
Travel is education.
Brush your teeth.
Eat your vegetables.
Say your prayers, if you want to.
Don’t put things off.
Do it to the best of your ability.
Make your Mom proud