Dry Humour on the Wet Coast

You know what’s better then having one fan in a hot apartment?

Having TWO fans in a hot apartment!

So, Doozy and I have been sweating to the oldies for the past couple of days since the mercury has been hovering in the mid-to-high 20s, and we’ve been looking for some answers to our severe lack of fans. We had only one fan, it wasn’t cutting the mustard. So we found fan answers. We found the fanswer to our prayers.

There’s a sale on fans at Sears.

Anyway, what are some ways to hack your fan cooling capacities?

For one thing, there’s the ol’ college bucket head method. Now, I’m not talking about that couche tard who provides guitar wankery for Axle Rose. Because he’s not cool in the slightest.

The Bucket Head method is as follows:

First you get a reasonable sized bucket, or plastic waster paper basket. So long as vessel is not water permiable, you should be fine.

Fill said bucket with ice to the top, or if you’re looking to save on watery mishaps, try filling some empty 2 litre water bottles with H2O and freeze those bad boys instead.

Now set your frigid booty in front of the airflow of the fan and now you’re getting chilled air instead of pushing round warm air.

Well, I guess that’s the only tip I have really…

what else…

oh yeah!

SPAIN WON THE CUP!