Dry Humour on the Wet Coast


Crystal Castles, M.I.A., and some other crap
April 28, 2008, 8:33 am
Filed under: vancouver, work sucks | Tags: , , , ,

Right now the electro bleeps and bloops of Crystal Castle are dancing in my ears and my thoughts are wandering from the serious to the serene. I have a job interview this afternoon as an ad sales rep for a magazine chain, and I’m doing my homework before I grace the halls of my potential future employer.

I’ve finally downloaded (like anyone buys music anymore) the Crystal Castles self-titled and I’ve totally digging it. It’s upbeat enough to keep me interested, mellow enough to allow me to concentrate on some of the other tasks at hand. If I come across some sort of financial windfall in in the near future, intend to purchase some reliable equipment and start producing electronic music in hopes of achieving BMP beauty that these cats are jammin’.

Oh yeah, Doozy and I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshal on my birthday and it was a seriously funny movie. See it when you have the chance. Two big toes up. One of the trailers before the flick was for the upcoming Apatow pic, Pineapple Express. I’m going to go into detail about what it was about, because I’m fairly certain that you can google the info yourself, and if you’re an Judd Apatow fan, you’ve probably already caught wind of the flick by now anyway. What I want to get into was the fact that they used Paper Planes, the M.I.A. song, for the sound track of the preview. Man, I’ve never given that chick a chance before, namely because a friend of mine play her first album non-stop on a road trip down to Coachella a few years back and I’ve been a bit adverse to giving the new album a shot. But, DAMN, the track is HOT. I played it for the lady and she thought it was a bit jarring at first, but after one listen, we’re both hooked I’ve been scouring the interwebs to find an upload .rar or .zip file of Kala that I can sink my teeth into, but to no avail. So if anyone other there has a link the want to send me, post in the comments and I’ll send you a Pizza Trophy.

The weather on the coast has been mild as of late. The morning are cool and humid and the air is sweet with essence of budding plants. Green is starting to cover everything, and it’s starting to feel like the tropics again. Like home. I love living here. If only the work front was as forgiving as the climate. My temp contract with Shaw has abruptly ended and I’m now relegated to the task for finding gainful employment as a full-time vocation. Although the interview looks promising, I’ve an uphill battle ahead of me.

Send your prayers to your higher-power of choice and let them know I could use a hand up.

If Thor answers, tell him I want my hammer back.



My Morning Jacket – Evil Urges Review
April 28, 2008, 8:09 am
Filed under: Indie Music, hipsters | Tags: , ,

I guess this is the cover. Spooky, no?

I found a leaked copy of the new My Morning Jacket (mmj) album on a message board the other day and I was super stoked to give it a listen, so much so, that I didn’t even wait to go the coffee shop (where I am right now) to download the sucker. Instead, I logged onto an open network and used that saps licky-split wifi and grabbed the sucker as soon as I could. Now, I usually don’t like to jump onto strange networks, mainly because I kind fell like a jerk stealing band width or something, but this was an emergency. We’re talking about mmj, here. I’m sure they’d understand.

My first impression was something of a let down. Honestly, I was kinda pissed off. I was distugsted at the foreign nature of the music I was experiencing. It was like nothing mmj had released before. The songs, at first, seemed phoned in, the song writing rudementary and over-simplistic. Gone where the atmospheric tones and nuanced subletee that had made the band stick out in the first place. After only one listen, I was convince that this has to be some sort of joke by James and the boys. Like a big flip off to all the down-loaders ripping the album before the set release date (sometime in July, I think… June?) kinda like when Madonna dropped her single online before it was set to come out and it was only a 3 minute audio file of her swearing at the audience for trying to steal her shit. She sucks, but that’s neither here nor there.

ANYWAY, I decided to give the album a fair chance. I was in a crappy mood when I was listening to it and I went in with a whole heap load of preconcieved notions and lofty expectations. That and I had just celebrated my 25th and I was feeling a bit quater-lifey, and I was right in the middle of some sort of exetensial crisis.

Upon further listen, the album isn’t as bad as I had set it out the be. In fact, I’d say it’s something of a breath of fresh air in an otherwise stagnant room of stale music. With so many bads out there now aping the style that mmj made famous (Band of Horses, Fleet Foxes, and so on) they decided to take more of an extremist pathway with this venture. Before where they’d be kinda country, they’re now very twangy. Where they were once drifting into the high pitch, they’re now diving into the falsetto.

Touch Me I’m Going to Scream, stands out at the dominant track, encapsulating all the appealing features of Evil Urges, but the most catchy, and polarizing, song would have to be Highly Suspicious, a song that sounds like Prince backed up by Bear Force One. Although it may have one of the stupidest hook lines (peeeeEEEEanut butter puddin’), it’s destine to become the song you catch yourself singing in the elevator, to the delight of your subconscious and to the chagrin of your rational waking, tasteful, mind.

So if you’re hopping to find Z part two, or even an At Dawn sound-alike, you’re going to be sorely disappointed. But if you go in with an open mind, and a sense of humour, this might make it onto your top ten list at the end of the year.